How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.