How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.