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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.