How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.