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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo