How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money