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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.