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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.