How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...