How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.