How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.