What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.