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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!