What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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How much wood......could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.