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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.