What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire