What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!