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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!