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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.