Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross