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Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross