Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross