What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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Patty O'furniture.

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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Utter despair.

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A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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It'd be a waste of time.

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The Ns justify the means.

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Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross