One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
A midwife crisis.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Both of them.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
Because they're not PC
They're practically non existent.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
