One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
On the front page of reddit.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*
The lightbulb works fine...
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
AN APPLE!**
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
