One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Punch him in the nose.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
November.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Would you like fries with that
Worm your way out of that one then!
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
