What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony