What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!