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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)