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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone