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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo