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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.