What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.