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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

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