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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!