What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.