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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.