What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes