What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.