What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.