What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"