What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.