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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.