What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes