What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion