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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes