Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.