Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.