Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon