Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

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Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon