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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.