How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.