How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.