How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!