Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Henry the 1/8
One copper coin, two dwarves.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
I pronounce it Frankfort.