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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin