Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Because she was told it makes you see things!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
With Al-Gore-rithims
They weren't invented yet.
Pumpkin
I pronounce it Frankfort.
