When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.