When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is