When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.