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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is