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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is