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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.