OP de-livered.
Because E: Bola Strike.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
He gets stumped.