Op Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Moba Jokes More Moba Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Real Thing Jokes More Real Thing Jokes

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing?

The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!