Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Moba Jokes More Moba Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.