Eggs actually get laid.
OP delivers.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
OP de-livered.
The Continental OP.
Ask them what OP stands for.
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
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Because E: Bola Strike.
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One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.
A brick gets laid!
An x-man.
I've never radished off to OP's mom.
He never delivered.
QR
Because they don't deliver.
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Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
That would be a dead giveaway.
One is still in the EU.
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
He worked it out with a pencil
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
Kilometery Cyrus
They are both xenophobic!
Reflection
His reflection.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
