Eggs actually get laid.
OP delivers.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
OP de-livered.
The Continental OP.
Ask them what OP stands for.
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
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Because E: Bola Strike.
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One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.
A brick gets laid!
An x-man.
I've never radished off to OP's mom.
He never delivered.
QR
Because they don't deliver.
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He just wants her to be down to Mars
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
There are twenty of them.
General Pao's chicken.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
The chicken crossed it.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
Sean Murray and PS4 users
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!
They both ask for change and never get any.
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
