Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

April Sale

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How do you deal with heavy traffic?

Heavy psychedelics.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways