What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi