What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.