How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back