How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme