Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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How do introverts feel within society?

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Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name