So he could look at others' faces.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
He looks for the punchline
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
It is when the blind try to read your face
Chickenstocks
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
Removed
A fishing pole.
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
