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Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Introvert Jokes More Introvert Jokes

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...