Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.