Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Introvert Jokes More Introvert Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.