Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

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How do introverts feel within society?

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie