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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."