Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Previous Random Joke Next

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."