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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"