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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there! Aries! Aries who?

Aries a reason why I talk this way!

What joke did Drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

O Jokes More O Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

H Jokes More H Jokes

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.