Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
Because the water is a distraction.
Shoot before he hits the water.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!
Because it's playing dead.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Nothing
