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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...