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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.