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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)