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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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