Because there's no L.
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees
Merry Crips-mas
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Scary Christmas!
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
Berry Christmas!
Ginger ale.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
A ganguin
Yaaathh
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.
He writes scary stories.
They Leave a Trail of Tears
Dear Reader
The Dear Reader.
Because his bread was stollen!!!
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25