December 25th Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.