December 25th Jokes

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.