December 25th Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!