December 25th Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25