December 25th Jokes

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.