December 25th Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!