Because there's no L.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees
Merry Crips-mas
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Scary Christmas!
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
Berry Christmas!
Watch elevision!
You look quite put-together this evening.
Pump-Kin
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Moved the trees closer together.
Mourning wood
They saw it as a sign to pare.
They place flowers on the grave.
Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
They both can't ride a bicycle!
Because they're so basic.
They can't even
A ganguin
One is a Cunning group of Runts.....
