December 25th Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L