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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas