Gang Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.