Gang Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

Fraternity Jokes More Fraternity Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.