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Gang Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Love Card

Love Card

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Fraternity Jokes More Fraternity Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Rubber Band Jokes More Rubber Band Jokes

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.