Gang Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.