Gang Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

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What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Latino Jokes More Latino Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere