Juggler Jokes

What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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Kelp!

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