Juggler Jokes

What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of squids?

A *squad*

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.