Juggler Jokes

What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.