Juggler Jokes

What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!