Juggler Jokes

What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little