Juggler Jokes

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

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What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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