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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'