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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

He has got no beef.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)