Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.