Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

He has got no beef.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!