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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...