What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.