What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.