What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare