What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!