What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.