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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.