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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.