What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.