What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde