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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.