What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!