What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.