Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Automobile.
Formaldehyde
He went to the Shell station.
All his gas is Argon.
Nebola
Flatulence
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Shell.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
We both burn gas.
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!
There was too much gas in them.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Argon
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Rocket Farts.
At the filling station
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
So he could look at others' faces.
Let's get together and make some cents.
BaZINCa!!
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
Invite an accountant.
The White Wizzer
Because he has a magical staff.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
He's still there.
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He was charged with battery.
He juiced...
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?
InterNEIN