Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
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Automobile.
Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded
You shall not gas!
Bravefart
Formaldehyde
He went to the Shell station.
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
All his gas is Argon.
The whole thing was a gas.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
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Nebola
Flatulence
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Shell.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
We both burn gas.
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!
The type of gas used.
There was too much gas in them.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Argon
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Rocket Farts.
At the filling station
A vegetarian.
The Vegetarian
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
To meter you.
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Business.
She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
A sithy.
You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
Cashews.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
They're both really high and have no access to water.
