Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.