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Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

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What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

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Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!