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Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

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Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.