How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.