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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.