How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

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Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.