How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

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What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats