How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.