How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon