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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Vw Bug Jokes More Vw Bug Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.