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What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.