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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead