What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.