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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!