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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz