Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz