Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.