Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!