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Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated