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Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What version of windows does Jesus use?

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