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Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!