Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

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Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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The Apostrosea.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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I'll be black.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary