Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine?"

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.