Watson Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What up Holmes?

Watson

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss