Watson Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What up Holmes?

Watson

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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He buys a new house.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.