How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.