How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.