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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call a smart Mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.