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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.