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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What up Holmes?

Watson

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.