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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.