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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"