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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"