Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."