Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.