Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.