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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."