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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.