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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.