Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.