Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.