Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!