Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.