A hot dog
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A subwoofer.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
Because he couldn't bark
Stick? BARK!
Shoot him in June.
UnawareWolf
A dogfish!
Bark
Musl'im
Nothing. They bark.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because of its bark
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
The barking lot.
A sub-woofer!!!
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Your grandma's jaws
A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Bark.
The umbrella can be shut up.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Put him in your back yard.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
He was barking up the wrong tree.
When it begins to bark.
All bark and no byte
Bark you car on the drive!
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
It has more bark than bite.
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!
A dog barking in a mirror.
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Help! I'm melting!
A subwoofer
Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
To get to the other slide.
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
Ask about his routine.
A girl from Jersey.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir. The floor is still wet.
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
