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What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark