What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.