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What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark