What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!