What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.