What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.