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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!