Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!