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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!