Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk