Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.