Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!