Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!