What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.