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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!