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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Who's there! C-2! C-2 who?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!