What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.