6 foot of snot
In their trunk!
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
They only have one pair of trunks.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.
They can't get their trunks off...
Motorcycles don't have trunks
A mouse going on vacation.
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Because they always blow their trunks off!
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Pack your trunk and clear out!
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!
Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
They are always packing their trunk!
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
They only wear Trunks.
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.
It breaks the trunk.
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
It packs its trunk and leaves.
They both have their trunks in the front.
Their trunks.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
In its trunk.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
An archerd.
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
A fuel injected pickle.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
He got fired.
Mitosis
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
Demeter wasn't working.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
An elephant with diarrhea
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A BIPOLAR BEAR
Where my dogs at?
