Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
6 foot of snot
In their trunk!
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
They only have one pair of trunks.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.
They can't get their trunks off...
Motorcycles don't have trunks
A mouse going on vacation.
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Because they always blow their trunks off!
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Pack your trunk and clear out!
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!
Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
They are always packing their trunk!
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
They only wear Trunks.
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.
It breaks the trunk.
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
It packs its trunk and leaves.
They both have their trunks in the front.
Their trunks.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
In its trunk.
She thought her maxi pad had wings
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
A whale with a table taped to it.
A cannibal
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
By bearing straight
A Doge charger
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Used Tampons
Penny...
Cell Phones.
The specific ocean.
A castle
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